Men… It takes finding a really good one to be able to distinguish all the bad ones. All the bad ones for you I mean! I’m not implying there are bad men! (Please contradict me! I’m still trying to give them the benefit of the doubt… )

Can't live with most of them, can't live without them!

So what are some reason’s a guy is not right for you? I can think of millions! But here are some! They might not be something worth dumping a guy over, but they are things that are really going to piss you off in the hypothetical situation that you two will still be together in a couple of years.

• You don’t like the pet names he has for you
  You can’t change the way a person instinctively refers to you, and being called “pumpkin” if you hate it might be bearable now, but will it be in 2 years?
• He doesn’t have any pet name for you
  No matter how much you like yourself, I don’t think you are happy with the idea of hearing your name 30 times a day from his mouth, day by day, week by week, month by month… you got where I’m going with this…
• You’re with him, but you’re mind is somewhere else
  It may not be his fault, but hey! Some people are just not compatible!
• There’s nothing wrong with him
  This is a though one! The existence of such a man is just purely wrong! It’s so wrong it’s scary! And besides, there’s only room for one perfect person in a relationship, and that’s you!
• You think the perfume he uses is for women
  I don’t care what it says on the box! Smell it yourself! I don’t want a man that smells like field of flowers with a hint of pink! Do you? And when he finally starts smelling manly, you’re going to be wondering if he’s been with another man!
• He wears pink
  Yes yes, I know it’s the age of the metro sexual and all that bullshit. But how many women think a man in pink is hot? Really! If I woman tells you that a man in pink is hot, he’s so hot that she’s overlooking the fact he’s in pink!
• He’s a neat freak.
  Sure, his apartment looks very organized and clean now, but would you be willing to live by the same rules? No more trying out more outfits before work! You’ll have to hang them back in the closet before you leave. No more cooking and enjoying your dinner without worrying about doing the dishes a. s. a. p… Can you live like that?

Can you think of other annoying traits? You should add your idea in a comment and I’ll include it in the post, and of course, give you credit for it. Let’s make a long list!