Breastox Is the New Breast Implant
Do you want to redefine the shape of your breasts but don’t want to invest in implants? If you’re already a fan of Botox you are going to like this!
It seems that women can now opt for Botox injections. But why should you choose Breastox over Implants?
First, with Breastox, you get results in 30 minutes! No healing time, no recovery period, no scars! You don’t have to undergo surgery and wonder for 3 weeks how your breasts are going to turn out!
Second, there’s the price. You can have a Breastox for about $1000. And if you’re reading this you probably know how expensive breast implants are.
Third, the procedure is a lot safer. You just have 12 painless injections into your breast muscles and in 30 minutes voila! Instant boobs! I don’t know about you, but I’d take a needle over a knife any day!
The down side is that the effects of Breastox are not permanent. Your breasts will return to normal in about 6 months. But if you’ve got a date tonight or you want to make an impression at your high school reunion, there’s still time for uplift! Literally! If you have a free hour and $1000 to spare, there’s still time to put some ‘wow’ into your jiggle!
So what’s it gonna be? Breastox or implants? In my opinion, neither injecting toxins in your muscles nor stuffing silicon in your breasts seems like a good idea… But hey, Boobtox seems to be the lesser of two evils!
So what do you think about this? Soon enough, we’re going to be 80% flesh and 20% expensive chemicals… But stick around! I have a feeling Buttox will be in fashion next fall!